
Sitting in The Western Empire Emporium buffet in Billings, Montana - Greg is killing it. I am fussy so not quite making full use of it, but he is getting well into his pancakes. Nice. To give you an idea of the kind of place this is, just beneath it's sign you have many slogans advertised in neon lights, including "Check out our casino - free drinks, hot machines! Friendly staff. Fun! Fun! Fun!". Oh yes it certainly is quite the hang out - if you're over 80; or addicted to poker machines.
Highway 212 rocks. Words cannot quite do it justice, neither can this picture. If you're wondering what Hwy 212 is, it's the highway you take from the north east exit out of Yellowstone National Park. We are not quite sure exactly how we came upon this Hwy; the GPS sent us there somehow. The massive valleys and soaring mountain sides, and changing colours in the sky - all blew us away. But as we went further and further along, higher and higher up, darkness creeping upon us, all other cars going in the other direction, we, well at least I, started to slightly freak out, and question the GPS' sense of direction. Not only this, but we were also pretty close to the edge of the mountain slopes, especially me being on the passenger side - and it was a very long way to the bottom. But alas we made it through in one piece. In terms of animal sightings, we saw several bison and deer in the Yellowstone; some deer along the Hwy; and yes, a black bear!! It was a cub, and walking languidly in the opposite direction to all the fascinated tourists - but exciting nonetheless.
As soon as we got off the Highway slight tension started to build in the car. It was 10pm and we both were in needed of a shower, which meant finding a motel somewhere. I just wanted to find something asap but Greg wanted to keep on driving until 12am and then find something. I could envisage a scenario like the previous night's midnight search for accommodation/showers, and was not up for that again. But the only town we came to initially had some bikers convention on, the streets were flooded with bikes and 'No Vacancy' signs. So we drove on. By the time we got to Billings it was indeed 12am, or close enough to. And guess what, there was some huge state Olympics going on. What are the odds. Lots of 'No Vacancy' signs once again. We trapsed around for some time, and then we did find one room vacant - but it was a smoking room. In my head of was screaming out "YAY we are so lucky to find this!"; but no, Greg did not want to sleep in a room that might smell a little smoke ridden. I was fuming but said nothing. Apparently this makes me a typical woman, expecting guys to know what we are thinking without saying anything. I guess he has a point, but I was sending out clear signals with my eyes! So we turned it down, drove around another half hour, came back to claim the smoking room, which, of course, was gone! I was mega unhappy - should have listened to that good old female intuition. At this point, I found bursting out of me the personality of a neurotic spoilt girly girl. "I NEED A BATHROOM! I NEED TO BRUSH MY TEETH!" At which point Greg said "YOU NEED TO STOP FREAKING OUT RIGHT ABOUT NOW!"I replied "YOU ARE SO PIGHEADED!" As if we can be fussy, arriving at a place at 12am. Then he found a room with a spa bath. Which I took full advantage of. And we both were happy once again. So, what have we learnt from this experience? I need to communicate; and Greg needs to work on his intuitive sensibilities. 6,472 km to go.